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previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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This creature is being thrust out of the ground and it looks like this sort of bison kind

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of look to it.

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And all of the undead in this village are now coming towards you.

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There's about 20 of them.

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You're all tearing off and you dive in and into one of these these shacks.

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So are we going down into the meat hole?

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Oh, please never say that again.

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Sounds like a pretty rocking Saturday.

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Do we just roll in and say, Orcus, look at this.

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It's it's Thea Anastasia.

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And the crew.

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Flint.

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I don't think I feel comfortable being the headliner if it could just be like,

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I feel like you and Flint kind of are the headliner.

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No offense.

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Grant says 900 no offense to you, but I mean, it is true.

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I do not even know myself.

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It's best to keep me at the back.

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I've got things like delayed blast fireball.

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Well, it sounds like you need to get that checked out.

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Agreed.

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I also have sequester.

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You want me to try that one out on you?

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I'm not into horses.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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I'm your Dungeon Master Russ More.

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He him also with me today.

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His Carla Max dead.

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See her playing lip-synchy Pip Diggins, a deep gnome warlock.

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Did you guys even know that?

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I never say it.

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I remembered warlock could not have told you much else.

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Yeah.

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Also, she her.

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And Amy More.

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Yeah, she her.

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And I'm playing Thea Anastasia, a high elf druid.

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Also she her.

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And Gael Nighthunter Oglokanu, Goliath Barbarian, she they.

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And Tom Laird.

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Yeah.

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He him.

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And I'm playing Flint Firebeard.

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He him.

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And Kyle Claset.

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Once again and forevermore.

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He him.

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And I'll be playing Varnucks.

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Also he him.

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And once again and forevermore.

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All right.

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We're back into it.

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There's no fumbles.

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There's no stumbles.

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We're back.

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It's not as awkward as it was last time getting shaken the dust off.

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I'll make it awkward.

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I mean, the episode was awkward, just in general, so I probably will get back there

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to apologies.

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I mean, it's a it's a it's a gross place.

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Things are things are happening.

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But where gross things don't happen is over on Patreon, Patreon.com slash dumb

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dragon cast in spite of our as often.

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Yeah.

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Do you lie?

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Do you lie?

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No.

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Yeah, we do.

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Let's not live in absolutes, right?

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It is true.

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Some of the best lies are rooted in small truths, as it was pointed out to us in

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the last episode.

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Wise man once said that.

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Opal has done some gross stuff.

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So over there on Patreon.

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What has Opal done that was not biologically just in character?

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Just because it's biologically in character, him like cleaning himself is still.

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That was not me.

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The cheese poop?

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That was.

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The cheese poops?

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Oh my God.

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In the well?

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In the well.

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If you if you join our Patreon, this will all make sense because there's a whole other

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game that Tom runs and Russ authorizes that one.

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It's great time.

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And you also get an episode dedicated to you like today's patron, Ongeron Kiersen.

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What a fantastic name.

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Kiersen.

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Oh, thank you.

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That is a powerful name.

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That is.

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Wow.

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Love it.

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I know.

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Yeah.

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Well, end of episode.

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What else do you say?

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I know.

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Where do you go from there?

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We go to a game that we're going to play.

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Fuck it.

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Let's play it.

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Play it now.

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Play it.

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Play it.

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Play it.

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I'm not a horse girl.

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The sound you hear up ahead of you as you reach near reach the blood sewers tearing

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across the the open cavern, which is still as we should set the scene, you're in a

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cavern made of meat parts.

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And this cave system that you descended from the the undead shantytown where you came

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off of the River Styx opens onto the blood sewers and coming up through the blood sewers

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which passes quickly in your vision are these hideous looking seahorse creatures

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giant like like caterpillar arms on them.

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And they have these big horn sheep horns on their head.

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And they're pulling what looked like some sort of facility manager or operations manager

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King Triton.

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Perfect visual.

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I can see it.

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Exactly.

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Shell.

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He's in janitorial costume.

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No, I meant riding in a shell.

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Oh, yes.

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Not his outfit.

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Not wearing shell.

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But I mean, that would have been fine, too.

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He's got a puka shell necklace, though, but we won't judge him.

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Oh, and frosted tips.

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What a look.

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Also, Guy Fieri is there, too.

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And we see our adventurers who are who we've established are most of them are

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disgusted with their surroundings.

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But specifically, Grancis and Flint are hanging back a little bit.

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Not too far because you don't want to be separated in the meat caves.

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And Grancis leans into Flint and says, oh, lies and truths and they're rooted in.

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When are you going to when you're going to, you know, when they need to know.

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So they don't know.

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I think Thea has suspicions.

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Yeah, she probably does.

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She's smart.

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She's got like a whip, that one.

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She's pretty mean to me.

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But you know, I treat her like a daughter.

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It's just because she loves you so much.

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Well, I'm not very good with my kids.

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I named one after me.

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My daughter specifically.

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I named my daughter after me.

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Grancyne.

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Oh, yeah.

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Right?

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Nice try.

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We drift up to the main group.

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This humidity.

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The blood humidity down in these sewers is rough.

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So I was thinking when we get out there, the reason I would bring you all is you've

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all traversed time.

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Even you, Lipsinki.

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Credence to the reason why I'm bringing you forth to Orcus.

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Of course, I'm going to do my best to play to his ego.

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Of course, he knows about you.

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Of course, he knows you've come here.

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It was Bahamut, right?

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That sent you?

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He probably knows that too.

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We could assume these things and perhaps inflating the ego, if he hasn't, will benefit us.

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And whenever, whenever we drop the facade.

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Like we say, we've come from the future because you've taken over and you're so

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amazing.

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And then he's happy?

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And we want to get in on ground floor.

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Oh.

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I mean, that's a whole new trick.

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Like we see how it goes, yes, and it's not good.

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Yeah, like we want to be on the winning side, is that?

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We could spin that that way.

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We could definitely spin it that way.

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I was thinking of bringing the heroes of the future have come back to slay Orcus

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as a reason to bring you in front of them.

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But if you want to, I mean, whatever you think is the good thing to do.

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This is hmm.

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I mean, these are sort of different plans, but similar.

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I mean, are we here to tell him that how good are we going to be as actors being

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like, no, yeah, dude, you're so cool.

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Like we wanted to get in on this and not die horrible deaths.

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I mean, I'm going to say some of us better than others.

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You're going to have to do some evil shit in front of him if you want that to fly.

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Are you ready to do that?

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I'm looking at Night Hunter here.

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I mean, bless you.

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You're so strong and big and beautiful.

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But I feel like you only can sort of speak just what you actually think.

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Thea, if they asked you to kill Grancis a thousand times over, would you do it?

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Could you do it?

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Only a thousand times?

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OK, maybe that's a bad example.

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What?

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But you get what I'm trying to say.

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Nothing, Grancis.

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Don't worry about it.

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OK.

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You may have to sacrifice some of us in order to save the world.

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OK, so if this is our plan, then when do we?

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I mean, like five minutes in, we say like, oh, my God, you totally take over the world.

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We want to be on the winning side.

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And then like Eldritch Blast or, you know, how long is this con?

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Yeah.

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Is it like long con?

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We get in, we like we're here for.

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We start working, we start in the, you know, doing just regular desk job and then we work

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our way up and then we go middle management and then and then, you know, upper management

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with the sweet corner office and then we climb the corporate ladder.

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I mean, Grancis, you're going to have to torture yourself, I think if I did that

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too, actually, you're advocating for like a 25 year plan.

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Yeah, I think so.

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I think so.

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How much time do we have?

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I mean, not that long.

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Not 25 years.

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And we shouldn't sacrifice anyone to just turn around and attack them immediately after

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we could use that person that we sacrificed to have more firepower.

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Right.

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Did I mention I have Katnap?

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I could be very helpful.

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Do you think this will work against Orcus?

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Is that why you keep bringing it up?

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How powerful is Katnap?

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Can you make him sleepy?

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Orcus is not a cat.

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No, no.

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It's about taking cats.

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I just have to make a calming gesture and up to three willing creatures.

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We could make him willing and wanting to have a nap.

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Right.

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And then he just falls asleep.

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He does evil sleep.

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I guess if we played like some bird sounds and some white noise, it might lull him

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whale songs, maybe.

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I don't think that is sort of what I mean, Vorunax, you know better

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than me.

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But I mean, I know the big guy a bit, and I don't feel like that's what he finds

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calming.

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I mean, I think you need something more kind of dissonant.

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Screams of the innocent.

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And loud.

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Yep.

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00:12:15,579 --> 00:12:16,579
Yes.

269
00:12:16,579 --> 00:12:17,579
Yes.

270
00:12:17,579 --> 00:12:19,579
The lamenting of the unworthy.

271
00:12:19,579 --> 00:12:20,579
Yes.

272
00:12:20,579 --> 00:12:26,219
I mean, Grancis, you got years of practice, so that sounded actually pretty good.

273
00:12:26,219 --> 00:12:27,219
Thank you.

274
00:12:27,219 --> 00:12:28,219
Thank you.

275
00:12:28,219 --> 00:12:29,219
I've been practicing.

276
00:12:29,219 --> 00:12:31,659
And then there was like sharp pangs, right?

277
00:12:31,659 --> 00:12:32,659
Ah!

278
00:12:32,779 --> 00:12:33,779
Ah!

279
00:12:34,139 --> 00:12:35,139
Ah!

280
00:12:36,019 --> 00:12:37,019
How do you like those?

281
00:12:37,019 --> 00:12:38,019
I love that tune.

282
00:12:38,019 --> 00:12:39,019
That was, yeah.

283
00:12:39,019 --> 00:12:44,419
I mean, I feel like I maybe, didn't that get turned into, oh, I guess, Vorunax, you

284
00:12:44,419 --> 00:12:47,779
don't know yet, but I feel like there's a remix of that that we kind of like played

285
00:12:47,779 --> 00:12:50,539
at the, at a party or something.

286
00:12:50,539 --> 00:12:55,779
Can you do it, just, could you do that a little bit more rhythmically, Grancis?

287
00:12:55,779 --> 00:12:56,779
Because I feel like.

288
00:12:56,779 --> 00:12:57,779
Ah!

289
00:12:57,779 --> 00:12:58,779
Ah!

290
00:12:58,779 --> 00:12:59,779
Ah!

291
00:12:59,899 --> 00:13:04,860
Yeah, for sure we, I'm pretty sure we.

292
00:13:04,860 --> 00:13:07,019
I was on Guts Music 6.

293
00:13:07,019 --> 00:13:08,019
You got the stuff, kid.

294
00:13:08,019 --> 00:13:09,019
You got the stuff.

295
00:13:09,019 --> 00:13:11,019
He's got that set of something.

296
00:13:11,019 --> 00:13:14,139
You throw auto-tune on there, and it's gold.

297
00:13:14,139 --> 00:13:15,139
Oh, yeah.

298
00:13:15,139 --> 00:13:17,819
No, that's like, I mean, Cher was in the next cell.

299
00:13:17,819 --> 00:13:24,019
She was, she was working the high range, and I was in the low register, and I bring

300
00:13:24,019 --> 00:13:25,459
it up sometimes to Matt.

301
00:13:25,459 --> 00:13:29,299
Now, did Cher mention what she did to end up in the next cell?

302
00:13:29,300 --> 00:13:30,300
I'm curious.

303
00:13:30,300 --> 00:13:31,300
Well, she turned back time.

304
00:13:31,300 --> 00:13:32,300
Of course!

305
00:13:32,300 --> 00:13:33,300
Yeah.

306
00:13:33,300 --> 00:13:36,820
She didn't actually believe in life after love?

307
00:13:36,820 --> 00:13:38,860
She didn't believe in life after love.

308
00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:39,860
Nope.

309
00:13:39,860 --> 00:13:40,860
Yep.

310
00:13:40,860 --> 00:13:43,060
So nothing we can relate to.

311
00:13:43,060 --> 00:13:46,220
Not turning back time, life after love.

312
00:13:46,220 --> 00:13:47,460
You already did that, didn't you?

313
00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:52,780
Yeah, no, nothing that we, any of ourselves, have direct interaction with.

314
00:13:52,780 --> 00:13:57,220
Alright, we've talked a lot, and I, and we have not yet come up with an idea.

315
00:13:57,220 --> 00:14:04,980
I think maybe we go with original, you've captured us, because we came back in time,

316
00:14:04,980 --> 00:14:13,620
and, um, and then I guess I have the same question, when do we attack, like, then?

317
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:15,660
Because we don't want them to get taken away to a cell.

318
00:14:15,660 --> 00:14:18,460
Yeah, we don't want to be separated.

319
00:14:18,460 --> 00:14:19,460
Yes.

320
00:14:19,460 --> 00:14:20,460
Um.

321
00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:21,460
So.

322
00:14:22,460 --> 00:14:27,139
Probably just, like, wait for a lull in the conversation between Vorunax and-

323
00:14:27,139 --> 00:14:29,660
And Orcus, yeah, it seems like-

324
00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:36,500
I mean, Orcus will probably, like, sort of, um, be proselytizing, and like-

325
00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:45,980
I will swear my fealty by executing you in front of Orcus, and instead of executing

326
00:14:45,980 --> 00:14:48,460
you, that's when we go.

327
00:14:48,460 --> 00:14:49,460
Yeah.

328
00:14:49,460 --> 00:14:57,060
Okay, because he's expecting you to kill us, but instead, we kill him.

329
00:14:57,060 --> 00:14:58,060
Surprise.

330
00:14:58,060 --> 00:15:02,660
Yeah, that's better than the plan I had played out, so you would pretend to execute us

331
00:15:02,660 --> 00:15:07,139
and I would cast Catnap, and we would all fall asleep, and then be dead.

332
00:15:07,139 --> 00:15:08,139
Yes.

333
00:15:08,139 --> 00:15:09,139
Pretend.

334
00:15:09,139 --> 00:15:14,139
Okay, I mean, this seems like we've got A, get in front of Orcus, B, kill Orcus,

335
00:15:14,139 --> 00:15:15,139
it's only a two-step plan.

336
00:15:15,139 --> 00:15:16,139
This is plan adjacent.

337
00:15:16,139 --> 00:15:17,139
It seems pretty easy.

338
00:15:17,139 --> 00:15:18,139
Yeah.

339
00:15:18,139 --> 00:15:21,460
We're going to walk into the blood sewers, which you have obviously made it to completely

340
00:15:21,460 --> 00:15:23,740
now.

341
00:15:23,740 --> 00:15:24,740
Seems clear.

342
00:15:24,740 --> 00:15:29,500
I think we just have to make it up that ladder on the other side.

343
00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:30,819
We have to walk through the-

344
00:15:30,819 --> 00:15:32,699
Of the torrent of blood.

345
00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:42,659
Yeah, and I am going to say there is some clots, so just, I mean, it's not just-

346
00:15:42,659 --> 00:15:43,659
They call them-

347
00:15:43,659 --> 00:15:44,659
Clots?

348
00:15:44,659 --> 00:15:45,659
Yeah.

349
00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:47,740
Yeah.

350
00:15:47,740 --> 00:15:48,740
Just be careful.

351
00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:49,740
Clip clots?

352
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:54,779
You really want to be impressive, you've got to do a clot hop, get across it.

353
00:15:54,779 --> 00:15:56,899
Right, and you walk on clots.

354
00:15:56,899 --> 00:15:57,899
Yeah.

355
00:15:57,899 --> 00:16:04,980
It's how you prove your loyalty to Orcus, is walking on clots.

356
00:16:04,980 --> 00:16:06,779
Let's proceed.

357
00:16:06,779 --> 00:16:10,019
Second step is to know the difference between clots with spots.

358
00:16:10,019 --> 00:16:12,059
Are you okay?

359
00:16:15,659 --> 00:16:35,459
Okay, you step out into the blood sewers, and it's like, it's a white water rapids

360
00:16:35,459 --> 00:16:44,100
if it's the direct relation, but it's red and foaming, and more frequently than not

361
00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:54,340
you see clots just thrown up and splat onto the surface that you're now walking on, and

362
00:16:54,340 --> 00:17:01,420
often to the left, everybody make a, what's your passive perception?

363
00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:04,860
Because there's a lot happening in front of you that you now have to walk across.

364
00:17:04,860 --> 00:17:05,860
Nine.

365
00:17:05,860 --> 00:17:06,860
Ten.

366
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:07,860
Thirteen.

367
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,299
But I've maybe been here before.

368
00:17:10,299 --> 00:17:13,259
Ten for Night Hunter, but twenty for Thea.

369
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:14,700
Oh, right.

370
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:17,379
Thea's got the baller.

371
00:17:17,379 --> 00:17:18,379
She knows what's up.

372
00:17:18,379 --> 00:17:19,379
Perception.

373
00:17:19,379 --> 00:17:20,379
Thea's very smart.

374
00:17:20,379 --> 00:17:21,379
Twelve.

375
00:17:21,379 --> 00:17:23,099
Okay, so yeah, absolutely Thea.

376
00:17:23,099 --> 00:17:26,339
So everybody steps out and you're just contemplating, you know, trying to time

377
00:17:26,339 --> 00:17:32,339
the clots, see if there's any rhyme or reason to why you are down here doing

378
00:17:32,339 --> 00:17:35,660
this task before you.

379
00:17:35,660 --> 00:17:42,019
And Thea, you see often to both sides, actually, like what you see out of the corner

380
00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:48,220
of your eye is like a tentacle move off of the walkway that runs alongside in the sewer.

381
00:17:48,220 --> 00:17:50,740
Guys, tentacles.

382
00:17:50,740 --> 00:17:51,940
Tentacles in the blood.

383
00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:53,539
Make a dexterity saving throw.

384
00:17:53,539 --> 00:17:54,539
Everyone?

385
00:17:54,539 --> 00:17:56,579
Probably not everyone.

386
00:17:56,579 --> 00:18:02,579
Let's go Flint and Lipsynch.

387
00:18:02,579 --> 00:18:03,579
Eleven.

388
00:18:03,579 --> 00:18:04,579
Fourteen.

389
00:18:04,579 --> 00:18:11,099
Both of you are grabbed by the leg by this large octopus-like tentacle that's dripping

390
00:18:11,179 --> 00:18:15,259
with blood and caked with these clots, and it pulls you.

391
00:18:15,259 --> 00:18:18,259
Make a strength saving throw, please.

392
00:18:18,259 --> 00:18:21,259
Oh, geez.

393
00:18:21,259 --> 00:18:22,259
Twenty.

394
00:18:22,259 --> 00:18:23,259
Dirty twenty.

395
00:18:23,259 --> 00:18:25,779
A dirty twenty as well.

396
00:18:25,779 --> 00:18:26,779
Pulls you.

397
00:18:26,779 --> 00:18:29,699
You're knocked prone, but you're not pulled in.

398
00:18:29,699 --> 00:18:32,980
Let's go to the top of the round.

399
00:18:32,980 --> 00:18:34,779
I guess Grancis gets to go.

400
00:18:34,779 --> 00:18:35,779
God damn it.

401
00:18:35,779 --> 00:18:36,779
Catnap.

402
00:18:36,779 --> 00:18:39,779
Hit him with the special sauce.

403
00:18:40,460 --> 00:18:48,019
Do you think it's really tired and willing, because that's what catnap does.

404
00:18:48,019 --> 00:18:52,460
He's going to try to hit it with some magic missiles.

405
00:18:52,460 --> 00:18:59,740
It's a eighteen, a twenty-eight, and a seventeen.

406
00:18:59,740 --> 00:19:01,259
So magic missiles blast.

407
00:19:01,259 --> 00:19:05,180
I mean, you know magic missile hits every time, right?

408
00:19:05,180 --> 00:19:06,339
Not Jim's magic missile.

409
00:19:06,339 --> 00:19:07,339
Oh, okay.

410
00:19:07,339 --> 00:19:08,339
I'm withdrawn.

411
00:19:08,899 --> 00:19:09,899
Yeah, Jim's magic missile.

412
00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:10,899
Why are they gluten-free?

413
00:19:10,899 --> 00:19:15,459
If they wanted to do the most amount of damage, they'd be glutenous as hell.

414
00:19:15,459 --> 00:19:16,459
That's so true.

415
00:19:16,459 --> 00:19:18,899
And covered in peanuts and like...

416
00:19:18,899 --> 00:19:19,899
Soy.

417
00:19:19,899 --> 00:19:20,899
Yeah.

418
00:19:20,899 --> 00:19:21,899
Exactly.

419
00:19:21,899 --> 00:19:26,619
But yeah, those strike and blast, and you feel them recoil and then pull back

420
00:19:26,619 --> 00:19:28,059
in away from you.

421
00:19:28,059 --> 00:19:32,899
So we've got to make it across there with the squid, squids.

422
00:19:32,899 --> 00:19:35,419
Who's first?

423
00:19:35,419 --> 00:19:36,939
Grancis puts his finger to his nose.

424
00:19:36,939 --> 00:19:37,939
Very well.

425
00:19:38,539 --> 00:19:41,620
I'll take it up.

426
00:19:41,620 --> 00:19:43,539
How far is that?

427
00:19:43,539 --> 00:19:45,220
How wide is the span?

428
00:19:45,220 --> 00:19:46,860
It's a big blood sewer.

429
00:19:46,860 --> 00:19:52,220
Let's say twenty-five feet across to the next.

430
00:19:52,220 --> 00:19:55,259
So you've got five feet, twenty feet, and then five feet.

431
00:19:55,259 --> 00:19:57,340
So twenty-foot gap.

432
00:19:57,340 --> 00:19:59,759
Yeah, I guess I should clarify.

433
00:19:59,759 --> 00:20:05,779
What I'm picturing is like an old-fashioned medieval, so like with an arched roof

434
00:20:05,779 --> 00:20:07,299
and walkways along the side.

435
00:20:07,659 --> 00:20:08,659
Okay, perfect.

436
00:20:08,659 --> 00:20:09,659
That's exactly what I'm picturing.

437
00:20:09,659 --> 00:20:14,740
Looks like it would be nice if it wasn't raging blood rivers.

438
00:20:14,740 --> 00:20:20,460
You know, this is meat.

439
00:20:20,460 --> 00:20:21,460
The walls are meat.

440
00:20:21,460 --> 00:20:22,460
Yeah.

441
00:20:22,460 --> 00:20:28,099
Do you think we could shoot a rope across and hope that it sticks in deep enough?

442
00:20:28,099 --> 00:20:29,799
Let's do it.

443
00:20:29,799 --> 00:20:35,619
As you guys work that rope situation out, see a cast levitate on herself, and then

444
00:20:35,620 --> 00:20:42,740
using the, like, I don't know, different moles and pores of the wall, pulls herself

445
00:20:42,740 --> 00:20:44,660
up and over.

446
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,260
We should have given her the rope.

447
00:20:46,260 --> 00:20:47,260
Yeah.

448
00:20:47,260 --> 00:20:49,260
Well, here, hand me the rope.

449
00:20:49,260 --> 00:20:50,260
Oh.

450
00:20:50,260 --> 00:20:59,180
I was like halfway through, like, I grab the rope and I make my way spider climbing,

451
00:20:59,180 --> 00:21:03,620
but not spider climbing, because it's just levitation, I'm just moving myself.

452
00:21:03,620 --> 00:21:09,580
Like a weightless rock flesh climber.

453
00:21:09,580 --> 00:21:18,660
To the other side, where I fasten it to the end of an arrow and, like, just drive it

454
00:21:18,660 --> 00:21:21,780
into the fleshy wall.

455
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:23,500
That's good.

456
00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:27,700
You drive it in and feel it, like, pull it in further.

457
00:21:27,700 --> 00:21:31,260
Oh, god.

458
00:21:31,260 --> 00:21:32,260
And you test it.

459
00:21:32,259 --> 00:21:40,299
It seems like it's strong, it's anchored on both sides, and you make your way across.

460
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:46,019
Everybody make a dexterity, either acrobatics or athletics.

461
00:21:46,019 --> 00:21:49,460
I mean, except for us, because I'm still attached to a tentacle, I think.

462
00:21:49,460 --> 00:21:51,740
No, those released on the magic missile.

463
00:21:51,740 --> 00:21:54,980
I was still fully under the impression that we were attached to those tentacles.

464
00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:55,980
Me too.

465
00:21:55,980 --> 00:21:56,980
Oh, sorry, yeah.

466
00:21:56,980 --> 00:21:57,980
They were blasted by the magic missile.

467
00:21:57,980 --> 00:21:58,980
They were coiled and pulled into the sewer.

468
00:21:58,980 --> 00:21:59,980
Okay, gotcha.

469
00:21:59,980 --> 00:22:00,980
Yeah, great.

470
00:22:00,980 --> 00:22:01,980
You guys are just chilling.

471
00:22:02,700 --> 00:22:03,700
Great news.

472
00:22:03,700 --> 00:22:05,339
I want to take back where I poke it in.

473
00:22:05,339 --> 00:22:11,099
I poke it into the roof, because then you can swing on it instead of how is it going

474
00:22:11,099 --> 00:22:13,779
to help you with a straight across?

475
00:22:13,779 --> 00:22:15,700
Our bAlydince is impeccable.

476
00:22:15,700 --> 00:22:18,140
Oh, oh, oh, I see.

477
00:22:18,140 --> 00:22:21,299
Tied it on your end, and now it's just a tightrope.

478
00:22:21,299 --> 00:22:22,299
Oh, gotcha.

479
00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:28,980
I'm just going to do this, and I just cast spider climb on myself, and I'm not

480
00:22:28,980 --> 00:22:29,980
messing with this rope business.

481
00:22:30,980 --> 00:22:34,980
All right, I guess I'm going on the rope.

482
00:22:34,980 --> 00:22:37,980
Here I go.

483
00:22:37,980 --> 00:22:38,980
What's my dexterity?

484
00:22:38,980 --> 00:22:40,980
I'm an old man.

485
00:22:40,980 --> 00:22:41,980
Probably great.

486
00:22:41,980 --> 00:22:42,980
Probably really great.

487
00:22:42,980 --> 00:22:44,980
Probably the best stat you have.

488
00:22:44,980 --> 00:22:45,980
Acrobatics.

489
00:22:45,980 --> 00:22:47,980
Athletics is actually better.

490
00:22:47,980 --> 00:22:49,980
So that's a nine.

491
00:22:49,980 --> 00:22:57,980
So, Grancis swings and slips and falls into the raging rapids.

492
00:22:57,980 --> 00:23:02,980
Oh, shit.

493
00:23:02,980 --> 00:23:04,980
Vorunax is going to dive after him.

494
00:23:04,980 --> 00:23:07,980
You're diving, swimming to him?

495
00:23:07,980 --> 00:23:08,980
Yeah.

496
00:23:08,980 --> 00:23:14,980
Making probably athletics, because you're swimming, and then you're going to try

497
00:23:14,980 --> 00:23:16,980
and pull him.

498
00:23:16,980 --> 00:23:18,980
That is a 13.

499
00:23:18,980 --> 00:23:20,980
Well, Vorunax is doing that.

500
00:23:20,980 --> 00:23:24,980
Can you, like Grancis, does he have like one hand out of the sewer as he's like

501
00:23:24,980 --> 00:23:25,980
being swept away?

502
00:23:25,980 --> 00:23:26,980
Like what's going on there?

503
00:23:26,980 --> 00:23:28,980
Yeah, like there's the occasional like...

504
00:23:28,980 --> 00:23:29,980
All right.

505
00:23:29,980 --> 00:23:34,980
On a stretch when his hand is like above, I try to throw my Dwarven Hammer

506
00:23:34,980 --> 00:23:40,980
into his hand so that the handle will land in his hand, and I can maybe slow

507
00:23:40,980 --> 00:23:42,980
his progress a little.

508
00:23:42,980 --> 00:23:47,980
Subsequently breaking every bone in Grancis's hand.

509
00:23:47,980 --> 00:23:48,980
I love that.

510
00:23:48,980 --> 00:23:50,980
He's either going to get swept away.

511
00:23:50,980 --> 00:23:51,980
True.

512
00:23:51,980 --> 00:23:52,980
Yeah, drown in blood or broken hand.

513
00:23:52,980 --> 00:23:53,980
I mean, it's his choice.

514
00:23:53,980 --> 00:23:56,980
An attack roll for your accuracy.

515
00:23:56,980 --> 00:24:03,980
I'm going to make an intelligence check to see if he has the wherewithal to,

516
00:24:03,980 --> 00:24:09,980
or probably just straight-up perception is probably good, to see if he is

517
00:24:09,980 --> 00:24:13,980
able to see it coming.

518
00:24:13,980 --> 00:24:15,980
Holy my word.

519
00:24:15,980 --> 00:24:17,980
That's a nat one.

520
00:24:17,980 --> 00:24:18,980
Okay.

521
00:24:18,980 --> 00:24:20,980
Ken, how far is he?

522
00:24:20,980 --> 00:24:22,980
He's drowning in goopy, clotty blood.

523
00:24:22,980 --> 00:24:23,980
This can work.

524
00:24:23,980 --> 00:24:24,980
Thea Thorne with him?

525
00:24:24,980 --> 00:24:26,980
No, this can work.

526
00:24:26,980 --> 00:24:28,980
Just a two hit.

527
00:24:28,980 --> 00:24:31,980
19 before whatever bonuses I get.

528
00:24:31,980 --> 00:24:33,980
So like 84?

529
00:24:33,980 --> 00:24:34,980
33.

530
00:24:34,980 --> 00:24:35,980
Whoa.

531
00:24:35,980 --> 00:24:40,980
Okay, so as we previously mentioned, Grancis rolled a natural one.

532
00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:42,980
So what's going to happen is your...

533
00:24:42,980 --> 00:24:47,980
I mean, if it's a two hit, technically my two hits on a 19 are crits.

534
00:24:47,980 --> 00:24:49,980
So you kill Grancis?

535
00:24:49,980 --> 00:24:54,980
I mean, if it needs to be extra successful to battle the Krone.

536
00:24:54,980 --> 00:24:56,980
Is it like super accurate?

537
00:24:56,980 --> 00:25:03,980
Do you have a little loop on the end so that you don't hit the TV

538
00:25:03,980 --> 00:25:05,980
when you throw the hammer?

539
00:25:05,980 --> 00:25:06,980
Totally.

540
00:25:06,980 --> 00:25:07,980
That's exactly what I have.

541
00:25:07,980 --> 00:25:09,980
It's a Nintendo Switch.

542
00:25:09,980 --> 00:25:12,980
Or with an Oculus, you know it's got a strap.

543
00:25:12,980 --> 00:25:13,980
Always wear your straps.

544
00:25:13,980 --> 00:25:14,980
Kind of go around his wrist.

545
00:25:14,980 --> 00:25:16,980
Okay, so several things happened.

546
00:25:16,980 --> 00:25:18,980
Vorunax jumped in with a 13.

547
00:25:18,980 --> 00:25:22,980
Dwarven Thrower was super awesome with a 30 bajillion.

548
00:25:22,980 --> 00:25:27,980
And then Grancis fucked it all up again with a one.

549
00:25:27,980 --> 00:25:32,980
So Vorunax and Dwarven Hammer go almost at the same time.

550
00:25:32,980 --> 00:25:35,980
Vorunax, you have no problem catching up because you're going with the rapids

551
00:25:35,980 --> 00:25:38,980
and you're much more strong than Grancis is

552
00:25:38,980 --> 00:25:40,980
and he's kind of flailing about, slowing himself down.

553
00:25:40,980 --> 00:25:43,980
On one of his bumps, as you are getting to him,

554
00:25:43,980 --> 00:25:47,980
Dwarven Hammer connects with Grancis' chest.

555
00:25:47,980 --> 00:25:50,980
He's now hugging the hammer.

556
00:25:50,980 --> 00:25:51,980
Oh my god.

557
00:25:51,980 --> 00:25:53,980
Roll damage, please.

558
00:25:53,980 --> 00:25:56,980
I mean, I've got great distance control, but I don't think it's that great.

559
00:25:56,980 --> 00:25:57,980
No.

560
00:25:57,980 --> 00:25:58,980
All right.

561
00:25:58,980 --> 00:26:00,980
Oh, Grancis' poor ribs.

562
00:26:00,980 --> 00:26:03,980
Not as bad as it could have been, guys.

563
00:26:03,980 --> 00:26:05,980
So that's 11.

564
00:26:05,980 --> 00:26:06,980
11 bludgeoning damage.

565
00:26:06,980 --> 00:26:09,980
11 bludgeoning damage straight to an old man's sternum.

566
00:26:09,980 --> 00:26:11,980
Straight to an old man's sternum.

567
00:26:11,980 --> 00:26:12,980
No problem.

568
00:26:12,980 --> 00:26:15,980
Honestly, 11's a little on the lower side of what it possibly could have been.

569
00:26:15,980 --> 00:26:16,980
Of course it is.

570
00:26:16,980 --> 00:26:18,980
It could have been much worse.

571
00:26:18,980 --> 00:26:19,980
It's the darkest timeline.

572
00:26:19,980 --> 00:26:20,980
It could have been like 80.

573
00:26:20,980 --> 00:26:23,980
So Vorunax, just as you about reach Grancis,

574
00:26:23,980 --> 00:26:28,980
he zips away from you and you're left there like, what the fuck?

575
00:26:28,980 --> 00:26:32,980
But then he comes barreling back and you grab his leg

576
00:26:32,980 --> 00:26:37,980
and are pulled back with him towards Flint and the rest of the group.

577
00:26:37,980 --> 00:26:42,980
Does Flint just have two arms open like, come to Papa?

578
00:26:42,980 --> 00:26:43,980
Yeah.

579
00:26:43,980 --> 00:26:46,980
Make an athletics check to see how well you catch both of these people

580
00:26:46,980 --> 00:26:47,980
and your hammer.

581
00:26:47,980 --> 00:26:48,980
All right.

582
00:26:48,980 --> 00:26:52,980
14 plus 11.

583
00:26:52,980 --> 00:26:54,980
25.

584
00:26:54,980 --> 00:26:58,980
Slip into the warm embrace of Flint.

585
00:26:58,980 --> 00:26:59,980
So soft.

586
00:26:59,980 --> 00:27:01,980
Like a big hug embrace.

587
00:27:01,980 --> 00:27:03,980
Everybody flies back.

588
00:27:03,980 --> 00:27:06,980
It is a bit of a cluster because there's three of you.

589
00:27:06,980 --> 00:27:07,980
There's arms and legs everywhere.

590
00:27:07,980 --> 00:27:11,980
But everybody's cushioned and soft and lands, of course,

591
00:27:11,980 --> 00:27:14,980
on the side that you were on previously.

592
00:27:14,980 --> 00:27:17,980
But safer nonetheless.

593
00:27:17,980 --> 00:27:19,980
Bloodier.

594
00:27:19,980 --> 00:27:20,980
Yeah.

595
00:27:20,980 --> 00:27:21,980
Yeah.

596
00:27:21,980 --> 00:27:22,980
No, we're really going to.

597
00:27:22,980 --> 00:27:23,980
Oh, God.

598
00:27:23,980 --> 00:27:24,980
Wow.

599
00:27:24,980 --> 00:27:25,980
Yeah.

600
00:27:25,980 --> 00:27:26,980
Gotta look the part.

601
00:27:26,980 --> 00:27:27,980
Really put a spin on that one, didn't you?

602
00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:32,980
Why did no one think about tying a rope to Grancis' waist

603
00:27:32,980 --> 00:27:34,980
before we let him go across this thing?

604
00:27:34,980 --> 00:27:36,980
I feel like he made his own choice.

605
00:27:36,980 --> 00:27:39,980
I guess yell from the other side because I've already.

606
00:27:39,980 --> 00:27:42,980
Or maybe this is the N.I. just chatting.

607
00:27:42,980 --> 00:27:43,980
I think so.

608
00:27:43,980 --> 00:27:47,980
I think that sometimes Grancis thinks he knows best

609
00:27:47,980 --> 00:27:50,980
because he's the oldest and he doesn't really listen to reason.

610
00:27:50,980 --> 00:27:53,980
He's made way more bad decisions than I have.

611
00:27:53,980 --> 00:27:56,980
I mean, since I've known you, that's certainly true.

612
00:27:56,980 --> 00:27:58,980
And I've lived a lot longer than him.

613
00:27:58,980 --> 00:28:01,980
OK, everybody.

614
00:28:01,980 --> 00:28:07,980
I just remembered that I read in my book that I can cast fly.

615
00:28:07,980 --> 00:28:09,980
Oh, my God.

616
00:28:13,980 --> 00:28:14,980
Hello, friends.

617
00:28:14,980 --> 00:28:17,980
It is the middle.

618
00:28:17,980 --> 00:28:24,980
That is a song that is a song off and into the going up.

619
00:28:24,980 --> 00:28:29,980
It could be sound of silence, but we're going for positive as we live in the abyss.

620
00:28:29,980 --> 00:28:32,980
We're in the abyss and it's terrifying and gross.

621
00:28:32,980 --> 00:28:34,980
OK, mostly gross right now.

622
00:28:34,980 --> 00:28:37,980
Reaching terrifying levels of grossness.

623
00:28:37,980 --> 00:28:40,980
Hi, it's me, your dungeon master.

624
00:28:40,980 --> 00:28:42,980
Hi. Yeah, it's me.

625
00:28:42,980 --> 00:28:43,980
I'm the problem.

626
00:28:43,980 --> 00:28:46,980
It's me because I come up with all the stuff that's gross.

627
00:28:46,980 --> 00:28:48,980
OK, get to it, Russ.

628
00:28:48,980 --> 00:28:52,980
See, when I'm alone, I don't have focus.

629
00:28:52,980 --> 00:28:53,980
That's my problem.

630
00:28:53,980 --> 00:28:55,980
I need everybody else to focus me.

631
00:28:55,980 --> 00:28:58,980
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632
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633
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634
00:29:06,980 --> 00:29:11,980
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635
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636
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637
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638
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640
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641
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642
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644
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645
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646
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647
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648
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649
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650
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651
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652
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653
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654
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655
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656
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657
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658
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659
00:30:22,980 --> 00:30:26,980
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660
00:30:26,980 --> 00:30:28,980
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661
00:30:28,980 --> 00:30:29,980
Talk to you soon.

662
00:30:29,980 --> 00:30:31,980
OK, bye.

663
00:30:31,980 --> 00:30:39,980
And we cut up to the street where there's a manhole cover.

664
00:30:39,980 --> 00:30:41,980
Oh, no. Yeah.

665
00:30:41,980 --> 00:30:42,980
What is that?

666
00:30:42,980 --> 00:30:48,980
Literal. Yeah.

667
00:30:48,980 --> 00:30:53,980
With that.

668
00:30:53,980 --> 00:30:59,980
The the the butt plug is released into the city square.

669
00:30:59,980 --> 00:31:04,980
Oh, God. And whose head pokes up first?

670
00:31:04,980 --> 00:31:06,980
Well, I would think Varnocks.

671
00:31:06,980 --> 00:31:08,980
Varnocks are a sinky, right?

672
00:31:08,980 --> 00:31:11,980
It's got to be because now we're like it's happening now.

673
00:31:11,980 --> 00:31:12,980
Villagers. Yeah.

674
00:31:12,980 --> 00:31:15,980
We do. We don't want to be seen as not.

675
00:31:15,980 --> 00:31:17,980
We don't want the ruse, right?

676
00:31:17,980 --> 00:31:19,980
Yes. Yeah, we can't be seen leading.

677
00:31:19,980 --> 00:31:20,980
Exactly.

678
00:31:20,980 --> 00:31:23,980
OK, so Varnocks.

679
00:31:23,980 --> 00:31:25,980
You poke your head up.

680
00:31:25,980 --> 00:31:26,980
Squeak.

681
00:31:26,980 --> 00:31:32,980
Right in the town square of Neretir.

682
00:31:32,980 --> 00:31:42,980
Often to the left, you see the gates and the massive steeple of Orcus's castle.

683
00:31:42,980 --> 00:31:46,980
And often to the right, you see the row of mausoleums.

684
00:31:46,980 --> 00:31:55,980
And there are several guards who are drawn to the butt plug being expelled and come are rushing over.

685
00:31:55,980 --> 00:32:01,980
They haven't. You don't know if they've seen you directly, but they're coming over to your position right now.

686
00:32:01,980 --> 00:32:08,980
I'm pulling myself out and, you know, pulling up lip-synchy next, I imagine.

687
00:32:08,980 --> 00:32:17,980
And then I feel like probably would have, you know, would have addressed maybe some manacles or something before heading up.

688
00:32:17,980 --> 00:32:18,980
Taking the rope and...

689
00:32:18,980 --> 00:32:19,980
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

690
00:32:19,980 --> 00:32:22,980
Whatever plans we needed to do as far as getting that ready.

691
00:32:22,980 --> 00:32:31,980
But once I get out, I wipe the blood off myself and I say, good, you're here.

692
00:32:31,980 --> 00:32:33,980
Oh, Mr. Varnocks.

693
00:32:33,980 --> 00:32:35,980
Yes.

694
00:32:35,980 --> 00:32:39,980
They all stand just kind of shabbled in what they...

695
00:32:39,980 --> 00:32:40,980
At ease.

696
00:32:40,980 --> 00:32:41,980
At ease.

697
00:32:41,980 --> 00:32:46,980
At attention, like arms and legs are all over the place.

698
00:32:46,980 --> 00:32:50,980
Oh, yeah, sorry. What are you doing coming up from the sewers?

699
00:32:50,980 --> 00:32:53,980
Oh, annual Clothop. You know how it goes.

700
00:32:53,980 --> 00:33:01,980
Anyway, I'm going to be taking some high profile prisoners.

701
00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:02,980
Oh, of course.

702
00:33:02,980 --> 00:33:03,980
Of course.

703
00:33:03,980 --> 00:33:05,980
So I need you to go and open the gate.

704
00:33:05,980 --> 00:33:09,980
I'll be taking to Orcus' court directly.

705
00:33:09,980 --> 00:33:12,980
Yes, of course. Why would I question you? There's zero reason.

706
00:33:12,980 --> 00:33:15,980
Up, up, up, up. You see two of them zip off.

707
00:33:15,980 --> 00:33:21,980
Good. I'll mention your commitment to the Dark Lord.

708
00:33:21,980 --> 00:33:29,980
Thank you for telling the Dark Lord that Gartholomew is the greatest guard known to the Abyss.

709
00:33:29,980 --> 00:33:30,980
Gartholomew?

710
00:33:30,980 --> 00:33:31,980
Gartholomew.

711
00:33:31,980 --> 00:33:32,980
Gartholomew.

712
00:33:32,980 --> 00:33:33,980
Gartholomew, how's Beverly?

713
00:33:33,980 --> 00:33:37,980
She's doing well. She's falling apart at the seams, just to be expected at about this time of year.

714
00:33:37,980 --> 00:33:41,980
Good. Good. We'll get her sewn back up. Don't worry about it.

715
00:33:41,980 --> 00:33:44,980
Thank you, thank you. Okay, off to the gates.

716
00:33:44,980 --> 00:33:46,980
Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up.

717
00:33:46,980 --> 00:33:48,980
Are y'all ready?

718
00:33:48,980 --> 00:33:54,980
Yeah, you guys feel like those ropes? Like you can get out of that, right? I mean, they look serious.

719
00:33:54,980 --> 00:33:55,980
But...

720
00:33:55,980 --> 00:33:56,980
It's all good.

721
00:33:56,980 --> 00:33:57,980
Okay.

722
00:33:57,980 --> 00:34:04,779
Okay, yeah, I'm playing the part. I got this cracked sternum. It's really really just like yeah, you gave it to us

723
00:34:05,420 --> 00:34:07,980
Took us by storm. That's right

724
00:34:08,699 --> 00:34:11,659
You've got it. You should probably punch flint in the face a couple times

725
00:34:11,659 --> 00:34:19,460
I mean thea can you like heal him a little bit for that grants his punches you in the face flint for an 18

726
00:34:20,260 --> 00:34:25,099
I mean yeah, it wait one sec. We check that AC. Yeah, that'll hit

727
00:34:25,099 --> 00:34:27,099
uh

728
00:34:27,099 --> 00:34:29,099
This bony old man fish just flies out of your face

729
00:34:29,099 --> 00:34:31,099
uh

730
00:34:31,099 --> 00:34:33,099
Surprisingly

731
00:34:33,099 --> 00:34:35,099
Four damage

732
00:34:35,099 --> 00:34:37,099
and it was actually

733
00:34:37,099 --> 00:34:39,099
and how many damage did flint or did uh grants his name to flint

734
00:34:39,099 --> 00:34:41,099
uh

735
00:34:41,099 --> 00:34:43,099
Probably a couple

736
00:34:43,099 --> 00:34:49,099
I get in between them and breaking it break it up and say ah yes your morale is broken on front of the Dark Lord's gates

737
00:34:49,099 --> 00:34:51,099
ha ha ha

738
00:34:51,099 --> 00:34:53,099
Welcome yourselves to the end

739
00:34:53,099 --> 00:34:55,099
Looking over my shoulder

740
00:34:55,099 --> 00:34:57,099
I think they believe you

741
00:34:57,099 --> 00:34:59,099
Good

742
00:34:59,099 --> 00:35:01,099
Yeah

743
00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:05,099
You all begin to proceed through these

744
00:35:05,099 --> 00:35:07,099
uh

745
00:35:07,099 --> 00:35:09,099
Skeletal gates that have been

746
00:35:09,099 --> 00:35:11,099
creaked open

747
00:35:11,099 --> 00:35:19,099
You're walking along what at a glance looks like cobblestones, but is actually skulls

748
00:35:19,099 --> 00:35:21,099
That you're walking down and across

749
00:35:21,099 --> 00:35:23,099
And it leads up to

750
00:35:23,099 --> 00:35:25,099
This massive

751
00:35:25,099 --> 00:35:27,099
Spired

752
00:35:27,099 --> 00:35:29,099
Castle

753
00:35:29,099 --> 00:35:31,099
You

754
00:35:31,099 --> 00:35:35,099
Proceed up to the front gates and there's two more guards that

755
00:35:35,099 --> 00:35:37,099
Front doors and there's two more guards that

756
00:35:37,099 --> 00:35:39,099
Barrel them open

757
00:35:39,099 --> 00:35:41,099
And you're inside this

758
00:35:41,099 --> 00:35:43,099
Uh massive entryway

759
00:35:43,099 --> 00:35:45,099
That

760
00:35:45,099 --> 00:35:47,099
As described

761
00:35:47,099 --> 00:35:49,099
Is covered the floor is covered

762
00:35:49,099 --> 00:35:51,099
In woven hair

763
00:35:51,099 --> 00:35:53,099
That looks like it's blowing in some

764
00:35:53,099 --> 00:35:55,099
Makeshift breeze

765
00:35:55,099 --> 00:35:57,099
The walls

766
00:35:57,099 --> 00:35:59,099
Themselves feel

767
00:35:59,099 --> 00:36:01,099
Not feel because I doubt any of you are actively

768
00:36:01,099 --> 00:36:03,099
Touching them right now but look like

769
00:36:03,099 --> 00:36:05,099
They have a pulse to them

770
00:36:05,099 --> 00:36:07,099
There are

771
00:36:07,099 --> 00:36:09,099
Sconces on the walls that are made of

772
00:36:09,099 --> 00:36:11,099
Jaw bones and like

773
00:36:11,099 --> 00:36:13,099
Clack together with these

774
00:36:13,099 --> 00:36:15,099
Blue and black

775
00:36:15,099 --> 00:36:17,099
And purple twisting

776
00:36:17,099 --> 00:36:19,099
And lights, flames within them

777
00:36:21,099 --> 00:36:23,099
Anybody grossed out enough?

778
00:36:23,099 --> 00:36:25,099
That does hold me

779
00:36:25,099 --> 00:36:27,099
I look towards Vorunax

780
00:36:27,099 --> 00:36:29,099
And I say

781
00:36:29,099 --> 00:36:31,099
Uh where'd you find this

782
00:36:31,099 --> 00:36:33,099
Interior designer

783
00:36:33,099 --> 00:36:35,099
Shut your mouth prisoner

784
00:36:37,099 --> 00:36:39,099
He's really committing to the bit

785
00:36:39,099 --> 00:36:41,099
And plus it super looks like he struck me

786
00:36:41,099 --> 00:36:43,099
Cause I'm bleeding a little bit from

787
00:36:43,099 --> 00:36:45,099
Grants's punch earlier

788
00:36:45,099 --> 00:36:47,099
Uh Vorunax you're

789
00:36:47,099 --> 00:36:49,099
We're going straight to Orcus

790
00:36:49,099 --> 00:36:51,099
Is that the plan? That was the plan?

791
00:36:51,099 --> 00:36:53,099
Uh I'm gonna lead

792
00:36:53,099 --> 00:36:55,099
Them in a way that gives

793
00:36:55,099 --> 00:36:57,099
Us a chance to where you know maybe

794
00:36:57,099 --> 00:36:59,099
There would be some patrol but

795
00:36:59,099 --> 00:37:01,099
Likely we would have a moment to

796
00:37:01,099 --> 00:37:03,099
Just confer

797
00:37:03,099 --> 00:37:05,099
A little bit and you know

798
00:37:05,099 --> 00:37:07,099
To talk it out

799
00:37:07,099 --> 00:37:09,099
Yeah would uh

800
00:37:09,099 --> 00:37:11,099
Vorunax have a

801
00:37:11,099 --> 00:37:13,099
Quote unquote office space

802
00:37:13,099 --> 00:37:15,099
That he's rented

803
00:37:15,099 --> 00:37:17,099
Maybe downtown

804
00:37:17,099 --> 00:37:19,099
Yeah are there intake forms that need to happen

805
00:37:19,099 --> 00:37:21,099
I mean your upper management

806
00:37:21,099 --> 00:37:23,099
Uh yeah I'll

807
00:37:23,099 --> 00:37:25,099
That's a very good point

808
00:37:25,099 --> 00:37:27,099
Why don't we head to my office

809
00:37:27,099 --> 00:37:29,099
For the processing so that uh

810
00:37:29,099 --> 00:37:31,099
The uh bureaucratic

811
00:37:31,099 --> 00:37:33,099
Enjoyments that

812
00:37:33,099 --> 00:37:35,099
Orcus seems to have very evil

813
00:37:35,099 --> 00:37:37,099
Uh is met

814
00:37:37,099 --> 00:37:39,099
Oh so a lot of paperwork down here then

815
00:37:39,099 --> 00:37:41,099
And I give him a big wink

816
00:37:41,099 --> 00:37:43,099
Yes yes you'll learn the way soon enough

817
00:37:43,099 --> 00:37:45,099
And uh we'll be able to

818
00:37:45,099 --> 00:37:47,099
Get you on on the fast track

819
00:37:47,099 --> 00:37:49,099
Up to the executive uh

820
00:37:49,099 --> 00:37:51,099
Branch

821
00:37:51,099 --> 00:37:53,099
Mr Vorunax that sounds amazing

822
00:37:53,099 --> 00:37:55,099
I'm so happy to be here

823
00:37:55,099 --> 00:37:57,099
Thank you Miss Pip Diggins I'm glad you

824
00:37:57,099 --> 00:37:59,099
Accompanied me to take

825
00:37:59,099 --> 00:38:01,099
Care of this filth

826
00:38:01,099 --> 00:38:03,099
Walk walk walk walk

827
00:38:03,099 --> 00:38:05,099
Yeah it's beautiful here

828
00:38:05,099 --> 00:38:07,099
And these guys are the worst right?

829
00:38:07,099 --> 00:38:09,099
Super awful and I hate them

830
00:38:09,099 --> 00:38:11,099
Oh they're being so rude

831
00:38:11,099 --> 00:38:13,099
Yeah I hate them too

832
00:38:13,099 --> 00:38:15,099
They're hurting my feelings

833
00:38:15,099 --> 00:38:17,099
They're so evil

834
00:38:17,099 --> 00:38:19,099
Gosh yeah that's right

835
00:38:19,099 --> 00:38:21,099
Now you know how it feels

836
00:38:21,099 --> 00:38:23,099
Um

837
00:38:23,099 --> 00:38:25,099
Yeah lead them

838
00:38:25,099 --> 00:38:27,099
Lead them to uh

839
00:38:27,099 --> 00:38:29,099
To my office for processing

840
00:38:29,099 --> 00:38:31,099
Yeah you walk down

841
00:38:31,099 --> 00:38:33,099
Several corridors to your office

842
00:38:33,099 --> 00:38:35,099
And as you pass you see

843
00:38:35,099 --> 00:38:37,099
Several groups of undead just

844
00:38:37,099 --> 00:38:39,099
Bumping into the walls

845
00:38:39,099 --> 00:38:41,099
A couple more guards like

846
00:38:41,099 --> 00:38:43,099
Positioning them and walking them down

847
00:38:43,099 --> 00:38:45,099
They give you nods as they go

848
00:38:45,099 --> 00:38:47,099
Both sets they

849
00:38:47,099 --> 00:38:49,099
They brain dead and they not

850
00:38:53,099 --> 00:38:55,099
You make it into your office what is your office

851
00:38:55,099 --> 00:38:57,099
Uh my office is

852
00:38:57,099 --> 00:38:59,099
Uh not unpacked

853
00:38:59,099 --> 00:39:01,099
I moved a lot of stuff in but I haven't

854
00:39:01,099 --> 00:39:03,099
Unboxed it cause I haven't spent too much

855
00:39:03,099 --> 00:39:05,099
Time here yet so um

856
00:39:05,099 --> 00:39:07,099
You know there's still like

857
00:39:07,099 --> 00:39:09,099
There's a good layer of dust

858
00:39:09,099 --> 00:39:11,099
On the uh

859
00:39:11,099 --> 00:39:13,099
On the skull

860
00:39:13,099 --> 00:39:15,099
Encrusted desk it's a

861
00:39:15,099 --> 00:39:17,099
Requirement uh not our

862
00:39:17,099 --> 00:39:19,099
Not Vorunax's choice but uh

863
00:39:19,099 --> 00:39:21,099
He prefers a standing desk

864
00:39:21,099 --> 00:39:23,099
Yeah yeah you know it's like

865
00:39:23,099 --> 00:39:25,099
Well you know sometimes I if I can get

866
00:39:25,099 --> 00:39:27,099
A treadmill of skin going then I can get

867
00:39:27,099 --> 00:39:29,099
My steps in while I do my paperwork

868
00:39:29,099 --> 00:39:31,099
But uh it wasn't in the budget

869
00:39:31,099 --> 00:39:33,099
Um

870
00:39:33,099 --> 00:39:35,099
But no um please you can have a

871
00:39:35,099 --> 00:39:37,099
Have a seat on the chaise while we uh

872
00:39:37,099 --> 00:39:39,099
Figure some things out that was something

873
00:39:39,099 --> 00:39:41,099
I was able to score I'm pretty proud of it's comfortable

874
00:39:41,099 --> 00:39:43,099
I think you'll enjoy it um it's actually

875
00:39:43,099 --> 00:39:45,099
Made of not

876
00:39:45,099 --> 00:39:47,099
Remains so

877
00:39:47,099 --> 00:39:49,099
I really had to fill out

878
00:39:49,099 --> 00:39:51,099
A lot of paperwork for that one

879
00:39:51,099 --> 00:39:53,099
Uh we're just gonna sit down here

880
00:39:53,099 --> 00:39:55,099
I'd like to say

881
00:39:55,099 --> 00:39:57,099
You settle in better but honestly this

882
00:39:57,099 --> 00:39:59,099
Is exactly what your office looks like

883
00:39:59,099 --> 00:40:01,099
Like when we meet like you're

884
00:40:01,099 --> 00:40:03,099
You work too hard I guess is what I'm saying

885
00:40:03,099 --> 00:40:05,099
You work too hard you never unpack your office

886
00:40:05,099 --> 00:40:07,099
I believe believed

887
00:40:07,099 --> 00:40:09,099
In

888
00:40:09,099 --> 00:40:11,099
What I was going after and uh

889
00:40:11,099 --> 00:40:13,099
If you're sitting behind a desk then

890
00:40:13,099 --> 00:40:15,099
You're not really doing the

891
00:40:15,099 --> 00:40:17,099
Lord's work I guess is how

892
00:40:17,099 --> 00:40:19,099
I would put it um

893
00:40:19,099 --> 00:40:21,099
Yeah Orcus's will be done out in the world

894
00:40:21,099 --> 00:40:23,099
Not here I feel like he's got things here

895
00:40:23,099 --> 00:40:25,099
Yes

896
00:40:25,099 --> 00:40:27,099
I'm getting a little swept up um

897
00:40:27,099 --> 00:40:29,099
This is weird for me

898
00:40:31,099 --> 00:40:33,099
But it's okay I'm okay

899
00:40:33,099 --> 00:40:35,099
You're all okay are you

900
00:40:37,099 --> 00:40:39,099
I've never done something like this

901
00:40:39,099 --> 00:40:41,099
Before I've never

902
00:40:41,099 --> 00:40:43,099
Betrayed someone

903
00:40:43,099 --> 00:40:45,099
Which I know betrayal

904
00:40:45,099 --> 00:40:47,099
Is a weird thing considering he's evil I'm

905
00:40:47,099 --> 00:40:49,099
Evil betrayal seems like an evil thing to do

906
00:40:49,099 --> 00:40:51,099
But it's for the good

907
00:40:51,099 --> 00:40:53,099
Um

908
00:40:53,099 --> 00:40:55,099
You're doing great job

909
00:40:55,099 --> 00:40:57,099
Well uh

910
00:40:57,099 --> 00:40:59,099
Flint dear

911
00:40:59,099 --> 00:41:01,099
You've been honest with me

912
00:41:01,099 --> 00:41:03,099
This entire time since I've met you

913
00:41:03,099 --> 00:41:05,099
In this timeline

914
00:41:05,099 --> 00:41:07,099
How do you do it

915
00:41:07,099 --> 00:41:09,099
How do you

916
00:41:09,099 --> 00:41:11,099
How do you make a hard choice

917
00:41:11,099 --> 00:41:13,099
Like not

918
00:41:13,099 --> 00:41:15,099
Not how do you make a hard choice this isn't a hard choice

919
00:41:15,099 --> 00:41:17,099
It's a weird choice

920
00:41:17,099 --> 00:41:19,099
What do we do

921
00:41:19,099 --> 00:41:21,099
How did you prepare yourselves

922
00:41:21,099 --> 00:41:23,099
How did you get yourselves ready to

923
00:41:23,099 --> 00:41:25,099
Take on

924
00:41:25,099 --> 00:41:27,099
Tiamat

925
00:41:27,099 --> 00:41:29,099
You know

926
00:41:29,099 --> 00:41:31,099
Throwing yourself into it

927
00:41:31,099 --> 00:41:33,099
Without thinking too much

928
00:41:33,099 --> 00:41:35,099
It's a strategy that's

929
00:41:35,099 --> 00:41:37,099
Um

930
00:41:37,099 --> 00:41:39,099
That's one we've taken

931
00:41:39,099 --> 00:41:41,099
A few times

932
00:41:41,099 --> 00:41:43,099
It has its merits

933
00:41:43,099 --> 00:41:45,099
Because you don't

934
00:41:45,099 --> 00:41:47,099
Question you know what you're doing

935
00:41:47,099 --> 00:41:49,099
Is the right thing do you

936
00:41:49,099 --> 00:41:51,099
Wish you'd planned a bit more

937
00:41:51,099 --> 00:41:53,099
Yes do you wish your best friend hadn't been

938
00:41:53,099 --> 00:41:55,099
Murdered absolutely

939
00:41:55,099 --> 00:41:57,099
Um but

940
00:41:57,099 --> 00:41:59,099
You know um

941
00:41:59,099 --> 00:42:01,099
Legacy

942
00:42:01,099 --> 00:42:03,099
Right it's not

943
00:42:03,099 --> 00:42:05,099
It's not for us it's for everyone

944
00:42:05,099 --> 00:42:07,099
Else it's for the world

945
00:42:07,099 --> 00:42:09,099
After we're gone and

946
00:42:09,099 --> 00:42:11,099
That's a noble

947
00:42:11,099 --> 00:42:13,099
Pursuit

948
00:42:13,099 --> 00:42:15,099
Yeah we didn't have to

949
00:42:15,099 --> 00:42:17,099
Prepare

950
00:42:17,099 --> 00:42:19,099
We were prepared by what

951
00:42:19,099 --> 00:42:21,099
Happened before

952
00:42:21,099 --> 00:42:23,099
Forged in the flames

953
00:42:23,099 --> 00:42:25,099
You're not having second

954
00:42:25,099 --> 00:42:27,099
No no it's the

955
00:42:27,099 --> 00:42:29,099
It's really shitty

956
00:42:29,099 --> 00:42:31,099
I used to believe that

957
00:42:31,099 --> 00:42:33,099
At one point as you know

958
00:42:33,099 --> 00:42:35,099
Then I had my crisis of faith

959
00:42:35,099 --> 00:42:37,099
And it's like a second crisis of faith

960
00:42:37,099 --> 00:42:39,099
Going back to the first faith

961
00:42:39,099 --> 00:42:41,099
Um

962
00:42:41,099 --> 00:42:43,099
I'm going to choose

963
00:42:43,099 --> 00:42:45,099
To trust you

964
00:42:45,099 --> 00:42:47,099
Still

965
00:42:47,099 --> 00:42:49,099
In that

966
00:42:49,099 --> 00:42:51,099
That this will

967
00:42:51,099 --> 00:42:53,099
Hand out

968
00:42:53,099 --> 00:42:55,099
Well for everyone else

969
00:42:55,099 --> 00:42:57,099
If death is what we commit ourselves to

970
00:42:57,099 --> 00:42:59,099
For the greater good

971
00:42:59,099 --> 00:43:01,099
Then so be it

972
00:43:01,099 --> 00:43:03,099
Preferably not

973
00:43:03,099 --> 00:43:05,099
Like you know be optimistic

974
00:43:05,099 --> 00:43:07,099
Yeah I mean ideally

975
00:43:07,099 --> 00:43:09,099
We're all good here but if that's

976
00:43:09,099 --> 00:43:11,099
What needs to happen

977
00:43:11,099 --> 00:43:13,099
That's what needs to happen

978
00:43:13,099 --> 00:43:15,099
Unfortunately

979
00:43:15,099 --> 00:43:17,099
Do you feel

980
00:43:17,099 --> 00:43:19,099
Prepared to take on a god

981
00:43:19,099 --> 00:43:21,099
Again?

982
00:43:21,099 --> 00:43:23,099
I was just going to say it's not the first time

983
00:43:23,099 --> 00:43:25,099
Okay

984
00:43:25,099 --> 00:43:27,099
But no I don't

985
00:43:27,099 --> 00:43:29,099
But I'll be ready for it prepared or not

986
00:43:29,099 --> 00:43:31,099
Well when you're ready

987
00:43:31,099 --> 00:43:33,099
I'm ready too

988
00:43:33,099 --> 00:43:35,099
We'll sign these forms

989
00:43:35,099 --> 00:43:37,099
Yes actually yes let me

990
00:43:37,099 --> 00:43:39,099
They're around here somewhere paper

991
00:43:39,099 --> 00:43:41,099
Sorry you just have to collate them real quick hang on

992
00:43:41,099 --> 00:43:43,099
Well Vorunax is getting those ready like I feel like we're

993
00:43:43,099 --> 00:43:45,099
Like this is where Leosin

994
00:43:45,099 --> 00:43:47,099
Would get our wills done up

995
00:43:47,099 --> 00:43:49,099
And tell us that we're

996
00:43:49,099 --> 00:43:51,099
We're good

997
00:43:51,099 --> 00:43:53,099
But

998
00:43:53,099 --> 00:43:55,099
Like

999
00:43:55,099 --> 00:43:57,099
Theon, Flint

1000
00:43:57,099 --> 00:43:59,099
Like

1001
00:43:59,099 --> 00:44:01,099
If we

1002
00:44:01,099 --> 00:44:03,099
I feel like you two need to talk

1003
00:44:03,099 --> 00:44:05,099
Before

1004
00:44:07,099 --> 00:44:09,099
We go fight Orcus's face

1005
00:44:09,099 --> 00:44:11,099
As Nighthunter put it earlier

1006
00:44:13,099 --> 00:44:15,099
Yeah we've been through a lot

1007
00:44:15,099 --> 00:44:17,099
You know have a

1008
00:44:17,099 --> 00:44:19,099
Tatatat

1009
00:44:19,099 --> 00:44:21,099
Sure

1010
00:44:21,099 --> 00:44:23,099
We'll give you space

1011
00:44:23,099 --> 00:44:25,099
Oh look at these beautiful

1012
00:44:25,099 --> 00:44:27,099
God you got the sconces in here too son of a bitch

1013
00:44:27,099 --> 00:44:29,099
Yeah

1014
00:44:29,099 --> 00:44:31,099
The awkward staring

1015
00:44:31,099 --> 00:44:33,099
Continues

1016
00:44:33,099 --> 00:44:35,099
For a moment

1017
00:44:35,099 --> 00:44:37,099
So we're

1018
00:44:37,099 --> 00:44:39,099
Back at it hey

1019
00:44:39,099 --> 00:44:41,099
Just say it

1020
00:44:41,099 --> 00:44:43,099
Oh fuck

1021
00:44:43,099 --> 00:44:45,099
How can you

1022
00:44:49,099 --> 00:44:51,099
Is Flint even in there

1023
00:44:51,099 --> 00:44:53,099
Honestly I'm

1024
00:44:53,099 --> 00:44:55,099
Not sure

1025
00:44:55,099 --> 00:44:57,099
The last I saw of him

1026
00:44:57,099 --> 00:44:59,099
It didn't look so great for him

1027
00:44:59,099 --> 00:45:01,099
What do you mean didn't look so great

1028
00:45:01,099 --> 00:45:03,099
For him you're

1029
00:45:03,099 --> 00:45:05,099
Aren't you sharing a

1030
00:45:05,099 --> 00:45:07,099
Like mind space

1031
00:45:07,099 --> 00:45:09,099
I mean we

1032
00:45:09,099 --> 00:45:11,099
Were

1033
00:45:11,099 --> 00:45:13,099
Kind of had it out over who was

1034
00:45:13,099 --> 00:45:15,099
Taking over

1035
00:45:15,099 --> 00:45:17,099
And I get it didn't go

1036
00:45:17,099 --> 00:45:19,099
So well for him

1037
00:45:19,099 --> 00:45:21,099
He lost to you

1038
00:45:21,099 --> 00:45:23,099
I mean I don't know what to tell you

1039
00:45:23,099 --> 00:45:25,099
You can tell me why you're doing any of this

1040
00:45:25,099 --> 00:45:27,099
Why you're pretending to be him

1041
00:45:27,099 --> 00:45:29,099
You could have just hopped up and said

1042
00:45:29,099 --> 00:45:31,099
Yo I'm not Flint

1043
00:45:31,099 --> 00:45:33,099
Yep I could have

1044
00:45:33,099 --> 00:45:35,099
And all those people

1045
00:45:35,099 --> 00:45:37,099
That had their hopes

1046
00:45:37,099 --> 00:45:39,099
Built on the fact that

1047
00:45:39,099 --> 00:45:41,099
He was going to come back

1048
00:45:41,099 --> 00:45:43,099
Well maybe that was just something that they didn't need to hear

1049
00:45:43,099 --> 00:45:45,099
At that moment

1050
00:45:45,099 --> 00:45:47,099
Can we trust you?

1051
00:45:47,099 --> 00:45:49,099
I mean I've seen what's out there

1052
00:45:49,099 --> 00:45:51,099
As the alternative

1053
00:45:51,099 --> 00:45:53,099
So yeah I'm all in

1054
00:45:53,099 --> 00:45:55,099
If we survive this

1055
00:45:55,099 --> 00:45:57,099
I don't want to see you again

1056
00:45:57,099 --> 00:45:59,099
Okay

1057
00:45:59,099 --> 00:46:01,099
Vorunax are we done here?

1058
00:46:01,099 --> 00:46:03,099
Um

1059
00:46:03,099 --> 00:46:05,099
I believe so uh one last question

1060
00:46:05,099 --> 00:46:07,099
For Grants is can you make like some kind

1061
00:46:07,099 --> 00:46:09,099
Of dimensional hole for me to put this

1062
00:46:09,099 --> 00:46:11,099
Thing in and I hold up

1063
00:46:11,099 --> 00:46:13,099
The Wand of Orcus

1064
00:46:13,099 --> 00:46:15,099
There's a lot of holes like all around here

1065
00:46:15,099 --> 00:46:17,099
Yeah

1066
00:46:17,099 --> 00:46:19,099
A dimensional one they have dimensions

1067
00:46:19,099 --> 00:46:21,099
Yes

1068
00:46:21,099 --> 00:46:23,099
Oh oh oh oh

1069
00:46:23,099 --> 00:46:25,099
The joke I made earlier to Night Hunter

1070
00:46:25,099 --> 00:46:27,099
Uh uh

1071
00:46:27,099 --> 00:46:29,099
The one about the

1072
00:46:29,099 --> 00:46:31,099
It's a question The guy from Van Kuttet

1073
00:46:31,099 --> 00:46:33,099
Yes

1074
00:46:33,099 --> 00:46:35,099
Where did it go?

1075
00:46:35,099 --> 00:46:37,099
There it is I found it

1076
00:46:37,099 --> 00:46:39,099
I found it everybody it was on page 87

1077
00:46:39,099 --> 00:46:41,099
Uh right down at the bottom there

1078
00:46:41,099 --> 00:46:43,099
Find print uh sequester

1079
00:46:43,099 --> 00:46:45,099
So I can take a willing creature

1080
00:46:45,099 --> 00:46:47,099
Or an object

1081
00:46:47,099 --> 00:46:49,099
And hide it away

1082
00:46:49,099 --> 00:46:51,099
Safe from detection for the duration

1083
00:46:51,099 --> 00:46:53,099
So when I cast the spell

1084
00:46:53,099 --> 00:46:55,099
And touch the target

1085
00:46:55,099 --> 00:46:57,099
It becomes invisible

1086
00:46:57,099 --> 00:46:59,099
And can't be targeted by

1087
00:46:59,099 --> 00:47:01,099
Divination spells

1088
00:47:01,099 --> 00:47:03,099
Or perceived through scrying

1089
00:47:03,099 --> 00:47:05,099
Sensors created by divination

1090
00:47:05,099 --> 00:47:07,099
Spells

1091
00:47:07,099 --> 00:47:09,099
If the target is a creature it's not a creature

1092
00:47:09,099 --> 00:47:11,099
Is it? Uh it's

1093
00:47:11,099 --> 00:47:13,099
Sentient yeah but it's not a creature

1094
00:47:13,099 --> 00:47:15,099
Okay it falls

1095
00:47:15,099 --> 00:47:17,099
If okay so if it's sentient

1096
00:47:17,099 --> 00:47:19,099
That could cause an issue because it would have to be

1097
00:47:19,099 --> 00:47:21,099
Willing sentience

1098
00:47:21,099 --> 00:47:23,099
But time ceases to flow forward and it

1099
00:47:23,099 --> 00:47:25,099
Falls asleep you set a condition

1100
00:47:25,099 --> 00:47:27,099
For the spell to end early

1101
00:47:27,099 --> 00:47:29,099
The condition can be anything you choose

1102
00:47:29,099 --> 00:47:31,099
But it must occur or be visible

1103
00:47:31,099 --> 00:47:33,099
Within one mile of the target

1104
00:47:33,099 --> 00:47:35,099
Examples include but not all in

1105
00:47:35,099 --> 00:47:37,099
After one thousand years

1106
00:47:37,099 --> 00:47:39,099
Or when the terrasque awakens

1107
00:47:39,099 --> 00:47:41,099
The spell also ends

1108
00:47:41,099 --> 00:47:43,099
If the target takes any damage

1109
00:47:43,099 --> 00:47:45,099
So I can make it invisible

1110
00:47:45,099 --> 00:47:47,099
And then they can't find it by magic

1111
00:47:47,099 --> 00:47:49,099
But I don't know how

1112
00:47:49,099 --> 00:47:51,099
Orcus finds things

1113
00:47:51,099 --> 00:47:53,099
Well

1114
00:47:53,099 --> 00:47:55,099
Um we can

1115
00:47:55,099 --> 00:47:57,099
Try whatever we can try

1116
00:47:57,099 --> 00:47:59,099
Um okay

1117
00:47:59,099 --> 00:48:01,099
Well this is gonna

1118
00:48:01,099 --> 00:48:03,099
Sound weird

1119
00:48:03,099 --> 00:48:05,099
But um night hunter is there

1120
00:48:05,099 --> 00:48:07,099
Any chance that you have

1121
00:48:07,099 --> 00:48:09,099
Like um a

1122
00:48:09,099 --> 00:48:11,099
Lock of I don't know

1123
00:48:11,099 --> 00:48:13,099
Anyone's uh hair

1124
00:48:13,099 --> 00:48:15,099
Like Elia's hair

1125
00:48:15,099 --> 00:48:17,099
Or uh anything like that with

1126
00:48:17,099 --> 00:48:19,099
I mean probably not

1127
00:48:19,099 --> 00:48:21,099
Right you sort of left unexpectedly

1128
00:48:21,099 --> 00:48:23,099
Uh first why

1129
00:48:23,099 --> 00:48:25,099
Do you want it? Uh

1130
00:48:25,099 --> 00:48:27,099
Well I can do this thing where I

1131
00:48:27,099 --> 00:48:29,099
Can like summon an elemental

1132
00:48:29,099 --> 00:48:31,099
And it has a box and then we can put

1133
00:48:31,099 --> 00:48:33,099
A thing in the box and it can send

1134
00:48:33,099 --> 00:48:35,099
It to a person or creature

1135
00:48:35,099 --> 00:48:37,099
In another plane

1136
00:48:37,099 --> 00:48:39,099
And only they can open it

1137
00:48:39,099 --> 00:48:41,099
So I mean

1138
00:48:41,099 --> 00:48:43,099
I don't know how the wand works so

1139
00:48:43,099 --> 00:48:45,099
Is that a terrible idea? I mean where

1140
00:48:45,099 --> 00:48:47,099
Elia is I guess I can't send it

1141
00:48:47,099 --> 00:48:49,099
Through time honestly

1142
00:48:49,099 --> 00:48:51,099
This whole thing is so confusing

1143
00:48:51,099 --> 00:48:53,099
Is the wand can

1144
00:48:53,099 --> 00:48:55,099
Can you use it against him?

1145
00:48:55,099 --> 00:48:57,099
I feel he would uh

1146
00:48:57,099 --> 00:48:59,099
Take it from me

1147
00:48:59,099 --> 00:49:01,099
Easily

1148
00:49:01,099 --> 00:49:03,099
Yeah he just will seize it back

1149
00:49:03,099 --> 00:49:05,099
So we could send it

1150
00:49:05,099 --> 00:49:07,099
Somewhere else so he couldn't

1151
00:49:07,099 --> 00:49:09,099
Get it at least

1152
00:49:09,099 --> 00:49:11,099
I do not have Elia's hair

1153
00:49:11,099 --> 00:49:13,099
But uh opal

1154
00:49:13,099 --> 00:49:15,099
Sheds like literally everywhere

1155
00:49:15,099 --> 00:49:17,099
I have cat hair

1156
00:49:17,099 --> 00:49:19,099
All over me

1157
00:49:19,099 --> 00:49:21,099
All the time cat hair

1158
00:49:21,099 --> 00:49:23,099
Here there

1159
00:49:23,099 --> 00:49:25,099
Cat seemed

1160
00:49:25,099 --> 00:49:27,099
Erratic but um

1161
00:49:27,099 --> 00:49:29,099
I think he will have

1162
00:49:29,099 --> 00:49:31,099
Lots of fun um having box

1163
00:49:31,099 --> 00:49:33,099
He cannot open

1164
00:49:33,099 --> 00:49:35,099
Can he open it?

1165
00:49:35,099 --> 00:49:37,099
He would be able

1166
00:49:37,099 --> 00:49:39,099
To open it is the thing

1167
00:49:39,099 --> 00:49:41,099
The person that we have the

1168
00:49:41,099 --> 00:49:43,099
The physical piece of

1169
00:49:43,099 --> 00:49:45,099
I will be there Elia will be there

1170
00:49:45,099 --> 00:49:47,099
Cat is

1171
00:49:47,099 --> 00:49:49,099
Not alone we are always

1172
00:49:49,099 --> 00:49:51,099
Together

1173
00:49:51,099 --> 00:49:53,099
It's now which is not

1174
00:49:53,099 --> 00:49:55,099
Then

1175
00:49:55,099 --> 00:49:57,099
In the future

1176
00:49:57,099 --> 00:49:59,099
You guys are probably just living a nice

1177
00:49:59,099 --> 00:50:01,099
Life like going to farms or something

1178
00:50:01,099 --> 00:50:03,099
Right now

1179
00:50:03,099 --> 00:50:05,099
Probably just shitting in veils

1180
00:50:05,099 --> 00:50:07,099
Okay so

1181
00:50:07,099 --> 00:50:09,099
I'm going to cast

1182
00:50:09,099 --> 00:50:11,099
Galdur's speedy courier

1183
00:50:11,099 --> 00:50:13,099
So I summon an

1184
00:50:13,099 --> 00:50:15,099
Air elemental

1185
00:50:15,099 --> 00:50:17,099
It's formless transparent immune to all

1186
00:50:17,099 --> 00:50:19,099
Damage and can't interact with other creatures

1187
00:50:19,099 --> 00:50:21,099
Or object that has an open

1188
00:50:21,099 --> 00:50:23,099
Empty chest

1189
00:50:23,099 --> 00:50:25,099
Whose interior dimensions are

1190
00:50:25,099 --> 00:50:27,099
Three feet on each side

1191
00:50:27,099 --> 00:50:29,099
We can deposit as many items as we

1192
00:50:29,099 --> 00:50:31,099
Want in the chest that will fit

1193
00:50:31,099 --> 00:50:33,099
Then we name

1194
00:50:33,099 --> 00:50:35,099
A living creature that you have met

1195
00:50:35,099 --> 00:50:37,099
Or seen at least once

1196
00:50:37,099 --> 00:50:39,099
Um for which you

1197
00:50:39,099 --> 00:50:41,099
Have like

1198
00:50:41,099 --> 00:50:43,099
A nail clipping or some

1199
00:50:43,099 --> 00:50:45,099
Cat fur for example

1200
00:50:45,099 --> 00:50:47,099
And then as soon as the

1201
00:50:47,099 --> 00:50:49,099
Chest is closed the elemental in the

1202
00:50:49,099 --> 00:50:51,099
Chest disappear then reappear

1203
00:50:51,099 --> 00:50:53,099
Adjacent to the target creature

1204
00:50:53,099 --> 00:50:55,099
At a higher level

1205
00:50:55,099 --> 00:50:57,099
So I gotta burn a real

1206
00:50:57,099 --> 00:50:59,099
High one for this

1207
00:50:59,099 --> 00:51:01,099
Um you can send it to a creature

1208
00:51:01,099 --> 00:51:03,099
On a different plane of existence

1209
00:51:03,099 --> 00:51:05,099
Hey y'all it's

1210
00:51:05,099 --> 00:51:07,099
Confusing when you're traveling through time

1211
00:51:07,099 --> 00:51:09,099
In different planes but I think

1212
00:51:09,099 --> 00:51:11,099
Just put the

1213
00:51:11,099 --> 00:51:13,099
Wand in that little chest and we'll

1214
00:51:13,099 --> 00:51:15,099
Close it up and um it'll

1215
00:51:15,099 --> 00:51:17,099
Just appear in front of Opal

1216
00:51:17,099 --> 00:51:19,099
And um

1217
00:51:19,099 --> 00:51:21,099
He's the only one that'll be able

1218
00:51:21,099 --> 00:51:23,099
To open it

1219
00:51:23,099 --> 00:51:25,099
So it won't be

1220
00:51:25,099 --> 00:51:27,099
Here and we're probably gonna

1221
00:51:27,099 --> 00:51:29,099
You know I mean

1222
00:51:29,099 --> 00:51:31,099
We're heading there right now so

1223
00:51:31,099 --> 00:51:33,099
I don't think

1224
00:51:33,099 --> 00:51:35,099
Uh Orcus can get it back

1225
00:51:35,099 --> 00:51:37,099
Is there a way we could be like hey don't

1226
00:51:37,099 --> 00:51:39,099
Open this box?

1227
00:51:39,099 --> 00:51:41,099
Could we

1228
00:51:41,099 --> 00:51:43,099
Write on the outside of box?

1229
00:51:43,099 --> 00:51:45,099
I mean let's just try and like scroll

1230
00:51:45,099 --> 00:51:47,099
Something on the outside

1231
00:51:47,099 --> 00:51:49,099
So it's a little there's like a chest floating

1232
00:51:49,099 --> 00:51:51,099
In the air right now basically

1233
00:51:51,099 --> 00:51:53,099
Because you can't really see

1234
00:51:53,099 --> 00:51:55,099
The elemental uh you got a

1235
00:51:55,099 --> 00:51:57,099
Pen around here or I mean

1236
00:51:57,099 --> 00:51:59,099
God does it have to be one of those

1237
00:51:59,099 --> 00:52:01,099
Um blood fountain pens

1238
00:52:01,099 --> 00:52:03,099
I guess

1239
00:52:03,099 --> 00:52:05,099
Yeah you know

1240
00:52:05,099 --> 00:52:07,099
You know it does

1241
00:52:07,099 --> 00:52:09,099
So if I just write don't

1242
00:52:09,099 --> 00:52:11,099
Open and it's dripping blood

1243
00:52:11,099 --> 00:52:13,099
I mean he's not an idiot he's probably

1244
00:52:13,099 --> 00:52:15,099
Not gonna open it right?

1245
00:52:15,099 --> 00:52:17,099
Cause like even if Orcus summons it

1246
00:52:17,099 --> 00:52:19,099
It might have to be

1247
00:52:19,099 --> 00:52:21,099
Still within the box

1248
00:52:21,099 --> 00:52:23,099
If it's still in the box

1249
00:52:23,099 --> 00:52:25,099
Orcus couldn't even open it

1250
00:52:25,099 --> 00:52:27,099
Let's hope this works I mean he's not an

1251
00:52:27,099 --> 00:52:29,099
Idiot right?

1252
00:52:29,099 --> 00:52:31,099
Yeah I mean there's no way

1253
00:52:31,099 --> 00:52:33,099
So imagine you're just living

1254
00:52:33,099 --> 00:52:35,099
Your life and a box appears

1255
00:52:35,099 --> 00:52:37,099
And it says don't open

1256
00:52:37,099 --> 00:52:39,099
And blood is dripping down

1257
00:52:39,099 --> 00:52:41,099
Written in blood

1258
00:52:41,099 --> 00:52:43,099
I mean only an idiot

1259
00:52:43,099 --> 00:52:45,099
You wouldn't open that

1260
00:52:45,099 --> 00:52:47,099
You would probably throw it in a well or something right?

1261
00:52:47,099 --> 00:52:49,099
Let it on fire

1262
00:52:49,099 --> 00:52:51,099
Do not open song kitty

1263
00:52:51,099 --> 00:52:53,099
Okay

1264
00:52:53,099 --> 00:52:55,099
Okay

1265
00:52:55,099 --> 00:52:57,099
So I sort of twist it

1266
00:52:57,099 --> 00:52:59,099
Cause I can't close it yet

1267
00:52:59,099 --> 00:53:01,099
Do not open song kitty

1268
00:53:01,099 --> 00:53:03,099
And then sort of

1269
00:53:03,099 --> 00:53:05,099
Push it towards Vorunax

1270
00:53:05,099 --> 00:53:07,099
Put the wand in

1271
00:53:07,099 --> 00:53:09,099
And I snap it closed

1272
00:53:09,099 --> 00:53:11,099
It snaps and it's gone

1273
00:53:11,099 --> 00:53:13,099
And it sounds like when you send an

1274
00:53:13,099 --> 00:53:15,099
Email

1275
00:53:15,099 --> 00:53:17,099
It's no longer there

1276
00:53:19,099 --> 00:53:21,099
That was a good thing right?

1277
00:53:21,099 --> 00:53:23,099
You don't want Orcus to get that wand

1278
00:53:23,099 --> 00:53:25,099
We don't

1279
00:53:25,099 --> 00:53:27,099
I mean we didn't want him to get it so

1280
00:53:27,099 --> 00:53:29,099
It's not here

1281
00:53:29,099 --> 00:53:31,099
Which anytime

1282
00:53:31,099 --> 00:53:33,099
In this situation I feel

1283
00:53:33,099 --> 00:53:35,099
Will be good time

1284
00:53:35,099 --> 00:53:37,099
Alright so

1285
00:53:37,099 --> 00:53:39,099
Let's go

1286
00:53:39,099 --> 00:53:41,099
About Orcus

1287
00:53:41,099 --> 00:53:43,099
Fuck it

1288
00:53:43,099 --> 00:53:45,099
Let's kill a god

1289
00:53:49,099 --> 00:53:51,099
Cut to a grand

1290
00:53:51,099 --> 00:53:53,099
Chamber

1291
00:53:53,099 --> 00:53:55,099
Entrance

1292
00:53:55,099 --> 00:53:57,099
And there's this huge

1293
00:53:57,099 --> 00:53:59,099
Goat head figure on

1294
00:53:59,099 --> 00:54:01,099
The face of this door

1295
00:54:01,099 --> 00:54:03,099
And as you approach it

1296
00:54:03,099 --> 00:54:05,099
All of you

1297
00:54:05,099 --> 00:54:07,099
Vorunax leading

1298
00:54:07,099 --> 00:54:09,099
Lipsynche behind and the rest of you

1299
00:54:09,099 --> 00:54:11,099
Ropes loose enough for you to get out of

1300
00:54:11,099 --> 00:54:13,099
The doors swing

1301
00:54:13,099 --> 00:54:15,099
Open and there's this

1302
00:54:15,099 --> 00:54:17,099
This inhalation

1303
00:54:17,099 --> 00:54:19,099
Into the room

1304
00:54:19,099 --> 00:54:21,099
Like air is just being let back in

1305
00:54:21,099 --> 00:54:23,099
There's this

1306
00:54:23,099 --> 00:54:25,099
Huge

1307
00:54:25,099 --> 00:54:27,099
Burning fire in the center

1308
00:54:27,099 --> 00:54:29,099
Of this chamber

1309
00:54:29,099 --> 00:54:31,099
Darkly lit on the other side

1310
00:54:31,099 --> 00:54:33,099
Is this massive

1311
00:54:33,099 --> 00:54:35,099
Shadowy figure

1312
00:54:35,099 --> 00:54:37,099
Who's inset on this huge

1313
00:54:37,099 --> 00:54:39,099
Skeletal throne

1314
00:54:39,099 --> 00:54:41,099
And this

1315
00:54:41,099 --> 00:54:43,099
Resonant echoing voice

1316
00:54:43,099 --> 00:54:45,099
Echoes out through the space

1317
00:54:45,099 --> 00:54:47,099
Vorunax

1318
00:55:01,099 --> 00:55:03,099
Elia

1319
00:55:03,099 --> 00:55:05,099
Nighthunter

1320
00:55:05,099 --> 00:55:07,099
Elia Nighthunter

1321
00:55:07,099 --> 00:55:09,099
Where

1322
00:55:09,099 --> 00:55:11,099
Where the fuck did you go

1323
00:55:11,099 --> 00:55:13,099
You're always running away

1324
00:55:13,099 --> 00:55:15,099
Playing hide and seek in the forest

1325
00:55:15,099 --> 00:55:17,099
Never let me play the games with them

1326
00:55:17,099 --> 00:55:19,099
And there's the sound of

1327
00:55:19,099 --> 00:55:21,099
These drums

1328
00:55:21,099 --> 00:55:23,099
Like in Jumanji

1329
00:55:27,099 --> 00:55:29,099
And this box just sticking up

1330
00:55:29,099 --> 00:55:31,099
With the sand in front of Opal

1331
00:55:31,099 --> 00:55:33,099
Appears and he looks down

1332
00:55:33,099 --> 00:55:35,099
At it

1333
00:55:35,099 --> 00:55:37,099
Wonder what that is

1334
00:55:37,099 --> 00:55:39,099
Reaches down to pick

1335
00:55:39,099 --> 00:55:41,099
It up

1336
00:55:41,099 --> 00:55:43,099
Hang on to this one

1337
00:55:43,099 --> 00:55:45,099
For later

1338
00:55:45,099 --> 00:55:47,099
Elia Nighthunter

1339
00:55:47,099 --> 00:55:49,099
Where are you

1340
00:55:55,099 --> 00:55:57,099
Dumbgeons and Dragons season 2

1341
00:55:57,099 --> 00:55:59,099
Episode 144

1342
00:55:59,099 --> 00:56:01,099
Starring Amy More as Thea and Nighthunter

1343
00:56:01,099 --> 00:56:03,099
Carla Maxted as Lipsinki

1344
00:56:03,099 --> 00:56:05,099
Tom Laird as Flint

1345
00:56:05,099 --> 00:56:07,099
With Kyle Claset as Vorunax

1346
00:56:07,099 --> 00:56:09,099
Peter Joseph Lewis as Orcus

1347
00:56:09,099 --> 00:56:11,099
And Russ More as your Dungeon Master

1348
00:56:11,099 --> 00:56:13,099
Dialogue editing by Carla Maxted

1349
00:56:13,099 --> 00:56:15,099
And sound design by Russ More

1350
00:56:15,099 --> 00:56:17,099
This episode featured music from Epidemic Sound

1351
00:56:17,099 --> 00:56:19,099
And Artlist

1352
00:56:19,099 --> 00:56:21,099
And sound effects from Epidemic Sound

1353
00:56:21,099 --> 00:56:23,099
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1354
00:56:23,099 --> 00:56:25,099
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1355
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1357
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1360
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1361
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1362
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